The Connecticut Yankee Who Pretends to be a Texan

You’d think, with all George W. Bush has done for Mexico, that his supposed pal Vicente Fox wouldn’t have told this one:

President Bush may like to be seen as a swaggering tough guy with a penchant for manly outdoor pursuits, but in a new book one of his closest allies has said he is afraid of horses.

Vicente Fox, the former president of Mexico, derided his political friend as a “windshield cowboy” – a cowboy who prefers to drive – and “the cockiest guy I have ever met in my life”.

He recalled a meeting in Mexico shortly after both men had been elected when Mr Fox offered Mr Bush a ride on a “big palomino” horse.

Mr Fox, who left office in December, recalled Mr Bush “backing away” from the animal.

”A horse lover can always tell when others don’t share our passion,” he said, according to the Washington Post.

Mr Bush has spoken of his fondness for shooting doves and cutting brush on his Crawford ranch in Texas, which he bought in 1999.

The property reportedly has no horses and only five cattle.

Mr Fox is the latest old friend to turn on Mr Bush as the US president faces a lonely final 18 months in office, derided for failures in Iraq and at home.

Of course, the reality is that Mr. Fox serves his country’s interest, while Bush betrays his country.  And while a rational politician like Mr. Fox often achieves his goal through “useful idiots” like Bush, at the same time most normal people like Fox can’t help but have anything but contempt for a traitor to his own people.

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