Senator Craig’s Control File Leaks Out

As I referred to in a previous post, there’s an excellent little novel out there called The Hunt for Confederate Gold that talks in passing about the “control file” that is necessary for rising to the highest ranks of the federal government. Homosexuality, pedophilia, etc, are the norm in the power centers, as this is the only way the government can ensure that someone’s principles won’t get the best of them when exercising unconstitutional abuses of federal power.

There’s more evil at the root of the federal beast than the average American citizen can take in without unbearable doses of cognitive dissonance. Every now and then, though, a control file leaks out when its subject can’t control his behavior.

Well, Senator Craig from Idaho apparently likes to cruise men’s restrooms on his way home from Washington, which is unfortunate for his handlers. Limp-wristed Republicans like Craig and Lindsay Graham, the oddly unmarried and eccentric bachelor Republican senator from North Carolina, are always good for a pro-amnesty vote.

2 Responses to “Senator Craig’s Control File Leaks Out”

  1. brian Says:

    C’mon, Tom!

    Didn’t you hear him? He said he’s not gay!

    He said he’s never been gay!

    He wouldn’t lie about something like that… Politicians don’t lie!

  2. Mitch Says:

    Brian,
    He said he wasn’t gay. But he never denied being bisexual. Pay attention or those politicians will blow one by you. (no pun intended)

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