The Female of the Species

As a counterbalance to my anti-feminist post of last week, I thought it appropriate to feature one of my favorite Kipling poems, “The Female of the Species”. The tragedy of feminism is that it actually disenfranchises women of their natural role, of their much more important work in the home, in the church and the community. How can the Proverbs 31 woman “consider a field” and buy it if she’s stuck in a cubicle grinding out corporate spreadsheets?

The particular theme of this poem is the natural willingness of a woman to kill for her children- the crowning beauty and grace of all creation, the epitome of love and gentleness, turned instantly into a cold-blooded killer when her babies are threatened. A beautiful paradox illustrated by the master pen of Kipling. This, folks, is real female empowerment.

The Female of the Species

1911

When the Himalayan peasant meets the he-bear in his pride,
He shouts to scare the monster, who will often turn aside.
But the she-bear thus accosted rends the peasant tooth and nail.
For the female of the species is more deadly than the male.

When Nag the basking cobra hears the careless foot of man,
He will sometimes wriggle sideways and avoid it if he can.
But his mate makes no such motion where she camps beside the trail.
For the female of the species is more deadly than the male.

When the early Jesuit fathers preached to Hurons and Choctaws,
They prayed to be delivered from the vengeance of the squaws.
‘Twas the women, not the warriors, turned those stark enthusiasts pale.
For the female of the species is more deadly than the male.

Man’s timid heart is bursting with the things he must not say,
For the Woman that God gave him isn’t his to give away;
But when hunter meets with husband, each confirms the other’s tale –
The female of the species is more deadly than the male.

Man, a bear in most relations-worm and savage otherwise, –
Man propounds negotiations, Man accepts the compromise.
Very rarely will he squarely push the logic of a fact
To its ultimate conclusion in unmitigated act.

Fear, or foolishness, impels him, ere he lay the wicked low,
To concede some form of trial even to his fiercest foe.
Mirth obscene diverts his anger — Doubt and Pity oft perplex
Him in dealing with an issue — to the scandal of The Sex!

But the Woman that God gave him, every fibre of her frame
Proves her launched for one sole issue, armed and engined for the same;
And to serve that single issue, lest the generations fail,
The female of the species must be deadlier than the male.

She who faces Death by torture for each life beneath her breast
May not deal in doubt or pity — must not swerve for fact or jest.
These be purely male diversions — not in these her honour dwells.
She the Other Law we live by, is that Law and nothing else.

She can bring no more to living than the powers that make her great
As the Mother of the Infant and the Mistress of the Mate.
And when Babe and Man are lacking and she strides unclaimed to claim
Her right as femme (and baron), her equipment is the same.

She is wedded to convictions — in default of grosser ties;
Her contentions are her children, Heaven help him who denies! –
He will meet no suave discussion, but the instant, white-hot, wild,
Wakened female of the species warring as for spouse and child.

Unprovoked and awful charges — even so the she-bear fights,
Speech that drips, corrodes, and poisons — even so the cobra bites,
Scientific vivisection of one nerve till it is raw
And the victim writhes in anguish — like the Jesuit with the squaw!

So it cames that Man, the coward, when he gathers to confer
With his fellow-braves in council, dare not leave a place for her
Where, at war with Life and Conscience, he uplifts his erring hands
To some God of Abstract Justice — which no woman understands.

And Man knows it! Knows, moreover, that the Woman that God gave him
Must command but may not govern — shall enthral but not enslave him.
And She knows, because She warns him, and Her instincts never fail,
That the Female of Her Species is more deadly than the Male.

2 Responses to “The Female of the Species”

  1. Jarred Says:

    I see what you’re doing. You’ve discovered the joys of posting nonsense you barely believe, but which you know will make people angry. It’s kind of an old trick don’t you think? Attacking Feminism and supporting Apartheid? I haven’t read the rest of your blog, but surely you must support the Holocaust and argue for punishing homosexuality with the death penalty. Oh, and against abortion.

    You’re not adding anything, you know? Rehashing old predjudices is very passe. Maybe you could be more entertaining and actually come up with some new ones. Apparently vegans have gotten off lightly. How about wasting your time attacking them instead?

  2. Tom Says:

    Jarred,

    I promise you I am not a provocateur. I think what you and your friends have trouble understanding is that I live in the great state of Texas. And in Texas, as with other Heartland America Red States, there are many people who are interested in a conservative philosophy of life where we do not wallow in the supposed guilt of our ancestors and commit mass suicide as a civilization. Heartland America is the last great hope of Western Civilization.

    As for Vegans, my understanding is that these are vegetarians (a legitimate, somewhat Biblical alternative diet) who have an ideological commitment to avoiding all dairy and egg products in addition to just avoiding meat, not just for health reasons but because they reject the dominion of man over animals. And thus, they feed cholesterol-free SoyMilk or some other such abominable concoction to their infants and toddlers. A lack of cholesterol in early brain development will lead to lower IQ and increased incidence of heart disease later in life.

    Jarred, thanks for the tip- Vegans are a wonderful example of self-destructive liberal ideology. I’ll have to write a more detailed post later :)

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